Pssst ... Over here ... it's me ... Maisy. Mrs Human has gone upstairs, so I have jumped on the computer. Please help me. Mrs Human is slipping hard orange things into my bowl.
Does she think I am stupid? She stirred them into my normal food and thought I wouldn't notice. Er hello!!! They are bright orange. Well, I had the last laugh, I spat them out when she wasn't looking. Ha ha! Right then, better go, she's coming. I think I'll just sit and give her my best stare, for a very long time, until she breaks and gives me a biscuit.
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